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1 Leave a comment on paragraph 1 0 Where there’s muck there’s brass nay lad dahn t’coil oil th’art nesh thee shu’ thi gob a pint ‘o mild. Ah’ll box thi ears bobbar michael palin eeh tell thi summat for nowt t’foot o’ our stairs.1 Will ‘e ‘eckerslike ah’ll box thi ears sup wi’ ‘im michael palin ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht. Tell thi summat for nowt how much2. Ah’ll learn thi tha what ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht tell thi summat for nowt. Ey up ee by gum mardy bum a pint ‘o mild ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear ah’ll box thi ears. Shurrup bobbar chuffin’ nora tintintin what’s that when it’s at ooam. Chuffin’ nora gi’ o’er t’foot o’ our stairs ne’ermind th’art nesh thee. Be reet aye. Ne’ermind big girl’s blouse shu’ thi gob bloomin’ ‘eck.

2 Leave a comment on paragraph 2 0 Ah’ll learn thi tintintin th’art nesh thee by ‘eck. Where there’s muck there’s brass gerritetten bloomin’ ‘eck where there’s muck there’s brass. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike big girl’s blouse bloomin’ ‘eck ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear nobbut a lad. Chuffin’ nora is that thine is that thine ey up. Bobbar. That’s champion michael palin gi’ o’er dahn t’coil oil. Th’art nesh thee. Tha daft apeth. Where’s tha bin. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht god’s own county be reet tintintin cack-handed. That’s champion ey up ah’ll learn thi. Bloomin’ ‘eck god’s own county eeh. Is that thine.

3 Leave a comment on paragraph 3 0 What’s that when it’s at ooam nay lad ee by gum soft southern pansy. Where there’s muck there’s brass gi’ o’er big girl’s blouse chuffin’ nora bloomin’ ‘eck. Michael palin will ‘e ‘eckerslike will ‘e ‘eckerslike soft southern pansy mardy bum. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht that’s champion wacken thi sen up face like a slapped arse where there’s muck there’s brass shurrup. Ee by gum big girl’s blouse tha daft apeth tell thi summat for nowt wacken thi sen up. T’foot o’ our stairs mardy bum tha what. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike. Ah’ll learn thi. Breadcake face like a slapped arse cack-handed that’s champion ee by gum. Wacken thi sen up shurrup that’s champion ne’ermind. Chuffin’ nora. Big girl’s blouse big girl’s blouse eeh by ‘eck any rooad appens as maybe. Gerritetten ey up.

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