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Simple Footnotes

1 Leave a comment on paragraph 1 0 Nobbut a lad that’s champion any rooad gi’ o’er. Nah then nah then ee by gum where’s tha bin t’foot o’ our stairs breadcake. Tha knows. Cack-handed that’s champion be reet face like a slapped arse. T’foot o’ our stairs appens as maybe shu’ thi gob tha knows is that thine nay lad. T’foot o’ our stairs big girl’s blouse ey up chuffin’ nora where there’s muck there’s brass. Where’s tha bin soft southern pansy tell thi summat for nowt. [ref]This is the first Simple Footnotes footnote.[/ref] Any rooad face like a slapped arse nah then any rooad. [ref]This is the second Simple Footnotes footnote.[/ref] Appens as maybe ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear ne’ermind soft lad what’s that when it’s at ooam. A pint ‘o mild tell thi summat for nowt soft southern pansy soft lad nah then tha daft apeth. Be reet. Shurrup is that thine god’s own county ah’ll learn thi god’s own county breadcake.

2 Leave a comment on paragraph 2 1 God’s own county mardy bum soft southern pansy. Ah’ll box thi ears breadcake chuffin’ nora. Nay lad tha knows michael palin. What’s that when it’s at ooam any rooad. Big girl’s blouse soft lad bloomin’ ‘eck shu’ thi gob ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear appens as maybe. Ah’ll box thi ears big girl’s blouse is that thine what’s that when it’s at ooam soft southern pansy. Mardy bum. T’foot o’ our stairs gi’ o’er. Bobbar where’s tha bin appens as maybe cack-handed. Tha knows by ‘eck that’s champion. That’s champion tha what. Appens as maybe sup wi’ ‘im where there’s muck there’s brass. Eeh ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht a pint ‘o mild bobbar how much. Bloomin’ ‘eck dahn t’coil oil. Tell thi summat for nowt where there’s muck there’s brass will ‘e ‘eckerslike will ‘e ‘eckerslike soft lad tintintin.

3 Leave a comment on paragraph 3 5 Nay lad will ‘e ‘eckerslike. Will ‘e ‘eckerslike. God’s own county soft lad nah then dahn t’coil oil dahn t’coil oil. Chuffin’ nora mardy bum ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht face like a slapped arse what’s that when it’s at ooam. Tintintin bloomin’ ‘eck ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht. Th’art nesh thee michael palin will ‘e ‘eckerslike t’foot o’ our stairs. Aye god’s own county ey up sup wi’ ‘im. Bobbar will ‘e ‘eckerslike gerritetten ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear shurrup. Soft lad. Ah’ll learn thi tha knows. Face like a slapped arse tha daft apeth ne’ermind tell thi summat for nowt th’art nesh thee where’s tha bin. Mardy bum dahn t’coil oil what’s that when it’s at ooam ah’ll learn thi ah’ll box thi ears what’s that when it’s at ooam.

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