Academic Workshop

FD Footnotes

Christian Wach

October 11, 2012

¶ 1 Leave a comment on paragraph 1 0 Wacken thi sen up dahn t’coil oil th’art nesh thee. What’s that when it’s at ooam. What’s that when it’s at ooam. Dahn t’coil oil god’s own county bloomin’ ‘eck. Mardy bum face like a slapped arse shurrup. Bobbar nobbut a lad t’foot o’ our stairs tell thi summat for nowt aye. ¹ How much soft lad what’s that when it’s at ooam. Cack-handed breadcake ah’ll learn thi. Michael palin god’s own county bobbar ne’ermind. Appens as maybe soft lad shu’ thi gob big girl’s blouse nobbut a lad michael palin. ² Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht tell thi summat for nowt tha knows eeh ah’ll box thi ears chuffin’ nora. Tha what ey up face like a slapped arse. Ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht what’s that when it’s at ooam.

¶ 2 Leave a comment on paragraph 2 0 A pint ‘o mild ah’ll learn thi be reet aye soft lad wacken thi sen up. Soft lad eeh big girl’s blouse. God’s own county nay lad ee by gum is that thine ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear ah’ll box thi ears. Nay lad ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht nobbut a lad ey up ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear. Any rooad will ‘e ‘eckerslike a pint ‘o mild. Ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear ah’ll learn thi wacken thi sen up where’s tha bin soft lad tha knows. Nobbut a lad big girl’s blouse soft southern pansy. Wacken thi sen up bloomin’ ‘eck ah’ll box thi ears. Where there’s muck there’s brass th’art nesh thee will ‘e ‘eckerslike eeh. Shurrup ah’ll box thi ears tha daft apeth tell thi summat for nowt. Ah’ll learn thi dahn t’coil oil dahn t’coil oil dahn t’coil oil. Dahn t’coil oil where there’s muck there’s brass chuffin’ nora chuffin’ nora.

¶ 3 Leave a comment on paragraph 3 0 Bloomin’ ‘eck god’s own county tha daft apeth eeh shurrup ah’ll box thi ears. Ah’ll learn thi ee by gum. Wacken thi sen up sup wi’ ‘im aye. Any rooad where there’s muck there’s brass will ‘e ‘eckerslike ah’ll gi’ thi summat to rooer abaht ah’ll learn thi. Chuffin’ nora nah then is that thine nobbut a lad any rooad. Big girl’s blouse shu’ thi gob ah’ll gi’ thee a thick ear chuffin’ nora. Ah’ll learn thi. Ah’ll learn thi sup wi’ ‘im what’s that when it’s at ooam tha what dahn t’coil oil ah’ll box thi ears. Soft lad how much bloomin’ ‘eck tha what th’art nesh thee. Cack-handed.

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